. . . sure doesn't have the zing of The Firecracker 400, does it?

The race didn't have a lot of zing either. I don't mind watching real races, but these green-white-checker finishes - particularly those that end with a yellow - just don't cut it.

These guys seem to go all stupid in the last 30 laps, and there's nothing to watch except for crash after crash. There were SIX freakin cautions in the last 30 laps, and only FIVE in the first 130.

Is this bumper cars, demolition derby, or what?