Thread: Rusty Chevrolet
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12-22-2008 03:47 PM #1
Rusty Chevrolet
Rusty Chevrolet
To the tune of 'Jingle Bells'
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
DOWN THE ROAD I GO
SLIDING ALL THE WAY
I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE
CHORUS:
RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
THE RADIO IT'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET
I WENT TO THE IGA
TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE
AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER
SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS
I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS
TO GET THE CAR TO STOP
(REPEAT CHORUS)
BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY
I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO
TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY
CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON
IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH
(REPEAT CHORUS)It's Just a Car!
It takes a real MAN to build a hotrod - and not use chevy power!!?
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12-22-2008 04:19 PM #2
That sounds like something Dave Severson wrote.I ain't dumb, I just ain't been showed a whole lot!
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12-23-2008 06:03 PM #3
That old Chevy might be rusty and falling apart, but by God it still made it from point A to point B!!! LIKE A ROCK!!!I ain't dumb, I just ain't been showed a whole lot!
Well us Kiwis talk English proper. Try this one: . I've lately joined a Dating Site for arsonists. I'm just waiting for a match now. .
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