Thread: Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Hope you are all wearin' your green. Tis a great day when everyone who wants to be Irish can be, even if just for the day. Go out and have a pint and kiss the Blarney Stone. To get you started here's a favorite Irish joke:

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

" Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

" That little shit, O'Conner?" says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

" That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

" Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"

" That I did," said Paddy, "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

from Patrick Himself

Oh well after he got knocked out he could still dream about them. HE! HE! Kurt

Erin go bragh

My wife is cookin' up an Irish supper for me as I type this
--Corned beef
--Boiled cabbage
--Boiled 'taters
--Soda bread

I'm planning on having a Guinness (or 2) with that supper then a wee dram of John Jameson's 12 year old Uisce beatha.

There is no way that I would ever kiss the Blarney Stone. 300,000 kiss it every year - been there and have seen it done tho (this is `100 feet up):

Originally Posted by IC2

Erin go bragh

My wife is cookin' up an Irish supper for me as I type this
--Corned beef
--Boiled cabbage
--Boiled 'taters
--Soda bread

I'm planning on having a Guinness (or 2) with that supper then a wee dram of John Jameson's 12 year old Uisce beatha.

There is no way that I would ever kiss the Blarney Stone. 300,000 kiss it every year - been there and have seen it done tho (this is `100 feet up):

yes a great day for the irish my family came from cork my grandfather was the first born here that blarney stone was a king mccarthy deal

Think I'll have a weeeee bit of a drink!!!

Just getting to my guiness now! Work is done and the guiness is doing the trick! Night all hope you all had a wonderfull day!