Thread: Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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03-17-2009 01:26 PM #1
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Hope you are all wearin' your green. Tis a great day when everyone who wants to be Irish can be, even if just for the day. Go out and have a pint and kiss the Blarney Stone. To get you started here's a favorite Irish joke:
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
" Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
" That little shit, O'Conner?" says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
" That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
" Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"
" That I did," said Paddy, "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong!
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03-17-2009 01:41 PM #2
Oh well after he got knocked out he could still dream about them. HE! HE! Kurt
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03-17-2009 01:51 PM #3
Erin go bragh
My wife is cookin' up an Irish supper for me as I type this
--Corned beef
--Boiled cabbage
--Boiled 'taters
--Soda bread
I'm planning on having a Guinness (or 2) with that supper then a wee dram of John Jameson's 12 year old Uisce beatha.
There is no way that I would ever kiss the Blarney Stone. 300,000 kiss it every year - been there and have seen it done tho (this is `100 feet up):Dave W
I am now gone from this forum for now - finally have pulled the plug
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03-17-2009 04:03 PM #4
Last edited by pat mccarthy; 03-17-2009 at 05:51 PM.
Irish Diplomacy ..the ability to tell someone to go to Hell ,,So that they will look forward to to the trip
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03-17-2009 05:53 PM #5
Think I'll have a weeeee bit of a drink!!!
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03-18-2009 01:47 AM #6
Just getting to my guiness now! Work is done and the guiness is doing the trick! Night all hope you all had a wonderfull day!" "No matter where you go, there you are!" Steve.
Getting closer on this project. What a lot of work!
Stude M5 build