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  1. 06-11-2009 08:11 AM #1
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    Classified Ads

     



    These classifieds actually ran in newspapers - a smile for your day...

    1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8-years old. Hateful little bas_tard. Bites!

    2. FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    3. FREE PUPPIES..
    Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    4.. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

    5. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    6. NORDIC TRACK
    $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

    7. GEORGIA PEACHES
    California grown - 89 cents/lb.

    8. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer $300.

    9. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
    Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

    And the best one?:

    10. FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
    Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
    Bob

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  3. 06-11-2009 08:58 AM #2
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    Gotta go with #10, pretty much sez it all, huh???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Severson View Post
    Gotta go with #10, pretty much sez it all, huh???
    Amen to that.
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    hey guys. i resemble that one.
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  6. 06-11-2009 09:05 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyardgirl View Post
    hey guys. i resemble that one.
    Hmmmmm... as I've said before Barb, I consider marriage to be an institution, and I'd prefer not to be institutionalized again!!!!!!
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