Thread: Classified Ads
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06-11-2009 08:11 AM #1
Classified Ads
These classifieds actually ran in newspapers - a smile for your day...
1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bas_tard. Bites!
2. FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
3. FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
4.. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
5. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
6. NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
7. GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.
8. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
9. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one?:
10. FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
Bob
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying..."Damn....that was fun!
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06-11-2009 08:58 AM #2
Gotta go with #10, pretty much sez it all, huh???Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
Carroll Shelby
Learning must be difficult for those who already know it all!!!!
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06-11-2009 03:08 PM #3
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06-11-2009 03:41 PM #4
hey guys. i resemble that one.BARB
LET THE FUN BEGIN
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06-11-2009 09:05 PM #5
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
Carroll Shelby
Learning must be difficult for those who already know it all!!!!
Merry Christmas ya'll
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