Thread: Top Ten hint's..........
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08-03-2009 02:50 PM #1
Top Ten hint's..........
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is “an apple a day..”
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is “embalming.”
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMACARE:
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape
.........DIf I go to sleep........The clown's will eat me!!
Hmmmm.......24 hour's in a day......24 beer's in a case. Coincidence?..... I think not!.
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08-03-2009 07:47 PM #2
Good one DHOTROD,,,,,,,, ya ought to send it off to Letterman!!
Or, is that where it came from?
Larry M.Last edited by Larry M; 08-03-2009 at 07:49 PM.
Every Day I Wake Up Above Ground Is a Good Day!!
I wanted to complain about this NZ slang business, but I see it was resolved before it mattered. LOL..
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