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that's not'a glass

it'sa Gallon jug

next up is

the commode ta'hug

red wines good

won't go blind

drink up large

you be fine..

if drinking large

and drinking faster

it's gonna hurt

the morning after

if you're slow

and sip the

stuff,will take

a while before

you've had enough...

he lit a

match to check

gas tank that's

why they call

him Skinless Frank !

Burma Shave LOL

(wife's real sick, my computer went belly up, I'm on her computer and that sounds like the lyrics of a Country Song don't it?)

not a'song writer
used to bang
drums.and symbols
was my thang

little drummer boy?

(of course you've heard all the drummer jokes, eh?)

made lots noise
(Did that last 2 years of H.S. and for a while after.)

played 13 instruments

none very well

quit in 2012

it was time

I could tell

(did you hear about the band bus that ran off the cliff and killed 13 musicians and a drummer?)

Another reason ta-quit

Played guitar also
no horns forme

my sons disagreed

but I knew

better than asked

ta'leave the crew

A guitar played

but not well

hurt my ears

but, oh well!

you can tell
when played well
be soon forgotten
if played rotten

I'm not even

a memory then! (rofl)