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had a query

it s going bad?

Prilosec saved him

from a fate

no man wants

A 5-alarm stomach-fire

But just then,

Fosdick's stomach growled

something wanted out!!

Oh but look and out of his stomack came a summary to help us remember;
Early one evening, tires were smoking gears were grinding, rubber was flying, then, Fosdick remembered chew bubble gum, parts were flying but Fosdick used his dipstick, Jimmy cracked corn and JB Weld and it held together until that noise of rods hitting the pavement below went by fast but Fosdick, undetered.. thats not good more bubble gum except for B.O. plenty, some clean shorts saved the day!!
Good news is no cops are allowed in here. What the F... Will I do now?? It's a girl next to his favorite dog who has an ___ and she seems really, really foolish but very attractive chewing bubble gum. The sparks flew from her fingertips. The sparks flew as she looked with sexy eyes at someone else driving a red white and blue deuce coupe with her significant "other" following closely behind including the police and outrunnin them with guns blazin'. They down shifted, tires a smoking, polluting the air. Butch, the excon, who was packin', contiplating nationalized healthcare, pushed throttle hard as he scratched his ugly face. His arm on the remains of another 409 Belair.
Suddenly on radio the DJ says, “This is Wolfman comin' at ya with 250,000 watts. Now we'll play music for lovers - Rock and Roll!! At that moment the music stopped, blown fuse, maybe Mexico's grid down.
Loosen my nuts one at a time. Use a ratchet, cheap knuckle buster or rice grips. The big bopper fell over drunk when James Dean played the violin at the funeral of his beloved old yellow dog. Why did he have to sterilize the big hammer mill? I guess or maybe not. Could it be? Maybe, just maybe. She had winked giving no clue but wait, she grinned and floored her 48 Ford with tires smoking. Fosdick followed her on his moped with his monkey on his head, cup in hand. Money hungry monkey collected $0.10 at an oil change. Pedaling like crazy, Fosdick managed to take off her lead by two car lengths. Nitrous equipted moped with extended forks on the pavement. I can't believe in the next town were two of the dumbest ugliest biggest stupidest looking Rat Rods with rust on their steering rods and Mexican blankets. Fosdick hit nitrous-switch and rocketed toward the flatbed Ford in Winslow, Arizona where the Eagles sporting 25" wheels Conestoga wagon style is still goin' with spinners spinning huge spiderwebs into a huge dark big holley 1150 sucking bugs inside the rat engine. Then a BANG! "Oh s#!t!", said Fosdick to B.O. “I blew it!!!” End of story? Not so quick, just a backfire, blown mufflers out, nitrous gauge half full, so are pants and then suddenly, a horrible thought.... Is there more ?? I am dreaming of a white room with black hotrod whitewall tires hanging from the ceiling above with baby moon chandeliers. He clicked his remote door popper, Huh?, doesn't work? must be battery, or Chinese parts made in Guangzhou out of bamboo and cheap plastic made in Japan! But wait......behind the fence, Fosdick who brought a Bic lighter and six warm Buds and a hotrod was about to fire up the George Foreman grill, but, Mel's Diner had a sale on grilled brats. Where's the beer named Britney and Perris Fosdick having fed his two-headed calf, two footlong hotdogs with curly fries and hollandaise sauce had a query its going bad? Prilosec saved him from a fate no man wants A 5-alarm stomach-fire. But just then, Fosdick's stomach growled something wanted out!!

florida, you have way too much time on your hands.

Meanwhile, back at

the shop, Fosdick

says to B. O.

"Where did you