Thread: James Robinson sent me this and it had to be a woman that wote it.

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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain..'

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

' Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?'

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

Heck isn't that just a scream, but in my two bibles I own, Adam was made first and it was Eve that was sucked in by the snake, but then I believe God wrote that book and he is a male...

HE! HE! HE! Ya I believe you are right, Whiplash.
It was just so funny I thought I would let you guys read it.
Some women will say anything to get the upper hand.
On second thought maybe Obama said it!
Kurt

Hee, hee! Yep, Kurt, it was sent to me by a woman who has been a friend of me & my wife for a long time...

We could get into a long philosophical discussion here, but nobody really knows who wrote the bible. It does seem to have been written with a somewhat male point of view... That is, we refer to God as "He" or "Him" and "Father", but does the supreme being really have a gender? Anyway, it's a funny story...

I hear ya buddy.
No matter how you look at it, it is still funny.
Kurt