Thread: Wives have no sence of humor.
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08-09-2010 01:43 PM #1
Wives have no sence of humor.
After comming out of the bathroom I threw the door open and ran thru the house and in to the Garage where my wife keeps the TP rolls.
I brought in a new package of TP, and broke out a a magnifi glass to read the package. My wife asked me what are you doing? I said I am looking for what grit this TP is!!! She asked why do you need to know that.
I said because the way this stuff tears up my butt, I should be able to sand down my truck with it. She didn't even give me a grinn.
Kurt
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08-09-2010 01:45 PM #2
maybe she just thought you were crazy or had a stroke.BARB
LET THE FUN BEGIN
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08-09-2010 01:59 PM #3
Barb, it sounds like early stages of oh.......... I can't think of it now I must be getting it too.
Richard
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08-09-2010 02:07 PM #4
Careful Kurt......................she could make it worse......................Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
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08-09-2010 02:15 PM #5
Bob, I always heard the old saying about getting a piece of butt is that what they meant?
Richard
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08-09-2010 02:55 PM #6
Kurt, put your glasses on man, that WASN'T toilet paper!!!
Don
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08-09-2010 03:16 PM #7
You guys are using a much lower git than me.
I guess my TP ain't looking so bad now.
HE! HE! HE! Kurt
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08-09-2010 03:27 PM #8
24 Grit disc on a 4" sander will take the burrs off Kurt, just do it in short bursts. Some manufacturers don't take the bark off the tree when making the product you are talking about. What I found when married was my wife had her tissue (very soft) and the cheapest stuff for me,(16 grit).I maybe a little crazy but it stops me going insane.
Isaiah 48: 17,18.
Mark.
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08-09-2010 04:28 PM #9
when youv`e had to use one of these .. you wont complain much about ruff paper . iv`e done it
iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?
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08-09-2010 06:11 PM #10
TMI - Hoss....
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08-09-2010 06:50 PM #11
I wonder what the white patch on the one ear of corn is from???
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08-09-2010 08:36 PM #12
It's kinda like a cigar, you got to bite off a little from the end before you use it
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08-09-2010 09:09 PM #13
The white spot would be the handle.Charlie
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08-09-2010 10:05 PM #14
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08-10-2010 06:35 AM #15
Hey, I'd rather use sandpaper than the stuff my mother-in-law does. I swear that she buys the cheapest toilet paper she can find. THEN she separates the ply's. The stuff is see-through thin and cheese grader rough. THAT's cheap.
Yep. And I seem to move 1 thing and it displaces something else with 1/2 of that landing on the workbench and then I forgot where I was going with this other thing and I'll see something else that...
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