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11-19-2010 12:58 AM #1
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The Definition of Service
Definition of Service
I was Confused
I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:
Internal Revenue ''Service''
U.S. Postal ''Service''
Telephone ''Service''
Cable TV ''Service''
Civil ''Service''
State, City, County & Public ''Service''
Customer ''Service''
This is not what I thought Service “meant”.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" all his cows.
BAM!!! It all came into focus.
Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.
You are now as enlightened as I am.Donate Blood,Plasma,Platelets & sign your DONORS CARD & SAVE a LIFE
Two possibilities exist:
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying.
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11-19-2010 01:54 AM #2
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How right you are !!!Its aweful lonesome in the saddle since my horse died.
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11-19-2010 01:25 PM #3
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Thankyou Toomany to count, Russ I think,but please don't be too upset if my memory card is failing me. Mum and I have just stopped laughing about the word "service" and heck next time I'm had the "service" station for fuel I will be looking for the cows out the back.
I maybe a little crazy but it stops me going insane.
Isaiah 48: 17,18.
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11-19-2010 07:21 PM #4
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Originally Posted by Whiplash23T
it's plain o'Joe.....
Donate Blood,Plasma,Platelets & sign your DONORS CARD & SAVE a LIFE
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11-19-2010 07:46 PM #5
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Well, with the new definition I would have to say that our government is doing an outstanding job "serving" the electorate!!!!Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
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11-19-2010 07:56 PM #6
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Originally Posted by Dave Severson
Yeh and we don't even get kissed in the process
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11-19-2010 07:59 PM #7
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Originally Posted by NTFDAY
Yeh and we don't even get kissed in the process
Yeah, but I got a special spot on my anatomy reserved for this government to kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Should they be inclined to start giving kisses with their service.....
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11-19-2010 08:03 PM #8
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Originally Posted by NTFDAY
Yeh and we don't even get kissed in the process
Donate Blood,Plasma,Platelets & sign your DONORS CARD & SAVE a LIFE
Two possibilities exist:
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying.
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11-21-2010 08:06 AM #9
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an OLDIE but GOODIE !
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