Thread: Preparation
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12-19-2010 06:36 PM #1
Preparation
A good friend of mine from Canada sent me this about preparation.Not really about hot rods,but I thought some of you would get a laugh out of it:
PREPARATION
Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
"Not a damn thing..."
Good Bye
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12-19-2010 08:43 PM #2
Gary, I received the same email a few days ago. Let's see, Canada, New York and Florida, sure gets around in a hurry.
Mike
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12-19-2010 09:05 PM #3
That one came from our own MellowYellow a while back - check out the joke thread...
http://www.clubhotrod.com/forums/sho...postcount=2022Roger
Enjoy the little things in life, and you may look back one day and realize that they were really the BIG things.
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12-19-2010 11:56 PM #4
I wanted to complain about this NZ slang business, but I see it was resolved before it mattered. LOL..
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