Thread: Satan..............
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03-29-2011 06:43 AM #1
Satan..............
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..
So Satan walked up to the man and said, Do you know who I am?
The man replied, Yep, sure do.
Aren't you afraid of me? Satan asked.
Nope, sure ain't. said the man.
Don't you realize I can kill you with one word? asked Satan.
Don't doubt it for a minute, returned the old man, in an even tone.
Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity? persisted Satan.
Yep, was the calm reply.
And you are still not afraid? asked Satan.
Nope, said the old man
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, Why aren't you afraid of me?
The man calmly replied,
Been married to your sister for 48 years.Donate Blood,Plasma,Platelets & sign your DONORS CARD & SAVE a LIFE
Two possibilities exist:
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying.
Arthur C. Clarke
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03-29-2011 09:29 AM #2
know the feeling well I was married to his daughter for nine years on the second marriage.
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03-29-2011 09:57 AM #3
and I was married to his Mother for 42 years.
" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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03-29-2011 04:22 PM #4
my brother was married to one of his sisters.
and to think she actually was going to be a "NUN"Donate Blood,Plasma,Platelets & sign your DONORS CARD & SAVE a LIFE
Two possibilities exist:
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying.
Arthur C. Clarke
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03-29-2011 04:24 PM #5
Yeah, ain't had nun, don't want nun and won't give nun.
" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
Getting closer on this project. What a lot of work!
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