Thread: Hot Rods V Wives

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Having been a Hot Rodder for 50 years and a married man 3 different times for a total of 12 years, I've came up with some reasons why I prefer Hot Rods to Wives....

I'm sure you have some of your own, too--please add them to the list!!!


1. Hot Rods do not get jealous if you have a couple others around!

2. When you get rid of a Hot Rod you get paid money, not keep paying out money!!!

3. When you say "let's go", they're ready...you don't have to wait 2 hours for them to get ready!!!

4. You can trade them for a newer or older model and nobody hates you for doing it!

5. They don't argue, talk back, or insist on anything!

6. They don't have a family that you have to pretend you enjoy being around!

7. When you put a Hot Rod on a diet, the weight doesn't come back!!

8. When speaking to them you can talk nice, talk dirty, swear, or not talk at all and they don't care!

9. A well equipped Hot Rod will heat you up when you're cold, and cool you off when you're hot with the flip of a switch!

10. Hot Rods don't complain when you forget trivial things like Birthdays and Anniversaries.

i have to defend wives.
1. hot rods cant have sex with you.
2. hot rods can not cook dinner.
3. hot rods cant tell you that your hair looks good even with a really bad comb over.
4. hot rods can't keep the kids quiet when you need some rest.
5 hot rods cant wash your clothes that you leave all over the house.
6. hot rods can not do home repair so as to save money.
7. hot rods can not kiss your forehead and bring you soup when you are sick.
8. hot rods can not console you when you bust your hand on a damn stubborn bolt.
9. hot rods can not tell you that you look as sexy as you did 20 years ago.
10. and finally... hot rods can not answer the door for the ups man delivering hot rod parts.

This is going to get good
Ken

will you marry me, because you are very rare lady

Is it any wonder that dave usually has a right answer to a problem. after reading this I thinj ie is almost a GENIUS

[QUOTE=modelb;422689]Is it any wonder that dave usually has a right answer to a problem. after reading this I think he is almost a "GENIUS"
But I do like to look!!!!!!!!:

I could answer all them Barb, but I'm sure you know what most of my answers are!!!!!!


We all have our own thoughts and opinions on married life. Personally, I consider marriage an institution.....and I do my best to avoid being institutionalized!

yes dave i can guess your answers. men are like bras. very uncomfortable and hard to get off your back. women are like condoms. they spend more time in your wallet than on you.

Hmmm,that sounds like......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE&feature=fvsr

Your turn Dave..

For this one - only subscribing to see the sparks fly tho I might have to comment later

I've never had a wife to do any of those things Barb and I am on number three. I do have cars I have had longer than any wife, lady friend that stuck with me through thick and thin and never complained.

I'm not sure I should get in here BUT I'm on #2 and if she had been #1 there wouldn't have been a 2. I think wives are like hotrods, You know when you have the one your going t o keep and you take care of it. You may push her a little hard now and then but your always proud of her. You can and have spent the night with her and used no protection but maybe a good dog. OK I think I've said enough my wife dose read this onc in awhile. Not sure how she'd take being compared to a car

I think wives are like hotrods; if you are not sure of what you are getting you may spend a bunch of money on it to get it to a state you want, only to find out it is not what you wanted!
However, when you find that perfect hotrod you will more than likely hold onto it forever.

Heres one for me. You can look and drool at all the hot rods you like,and yours doesnt get mad. Iam on my second marriage,been 27 years so i think i found the right one.

A hot rod won't step out on you or buy her boyfriend $2,000 suits with your money.