Having been a Hot Rodder for 50 years and a married man 3 different times for a total of 12 years, I've came up with some reasons why I prefer Hot Rods to Wives....

I'm sure you have some of your own, too--please add them to the list!!!


1. Hot Rods do not get jealous if you have a couple others around!

2. When you get rid of a Hot Rod you get paid money, not keep paying out money!!!

3. When you say "let's go", they're ready...you don't have to wait 2 hours for them to get ready!!!

4. You can trade them for a newer or older model and nobody hates you for doing it!

5. They don't argue, talk back, or insist on anything!

6. They don't have a family that you have to pretend you enjoy being around!

7. When you put a Hot Rod on a diet, the weight doesn't come back!!

8. When speaking to them you can talk nice, talk dirty, swear, or not talk at all and they don't care!

9. A well equipped Hot Rod will heat you up when you're cold, and cool you off when you're hot with the flip of a switch!

10. Hot Rods don't complain when you forget trivial things like Birthdays and Anniversaries.