Thread: Wheres Ken Thurm gone ???
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07-30-2011 11:54 AM #46
Lamin8r - it's like watching two master builders at work using the same materials to build two fantastically unique vehicles that aren't really in competition with each other, but, stand above the rest, in the detail and uniqueness." "No matter where you go, there you are!" Steve.
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07-30-2011 09:39 PM #47
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08-04-2011 04:02 PM #48
Well, not post directly from Ken here, but indirectly. Sorry.........no wonderments in stainless, no new chassis designs, no mechanical marvels to evoke a "how in the hell did he do that!!!!!!!!!!".
Just a taste of what he sends out regularly (for which I'm happy to be a recipient)
THE PROCTOLOGIST & THE PSYCHIATRIST
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and
decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a
practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was
the
psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr.. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and
Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids "
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics" ..No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive's"..thumbs
down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds" ..still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"
..unacceptable yet again.
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" ..not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts" ..no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" ..still no good.
"Loons and Moons" ..forget it..
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Odds and Ends" - and Everyone loved it.Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
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08-04-2011 05:01 PM #49
Do you send him some of your cuties in response? If so he would probably flag you as "junk mail."
Don
A "skip" = a dumpster.... but he says it's proper english??? Oh.. Okay. Most of us can see the dating site pun, "matching" with an arsonist.. But a "SKIP? How is that a box? It must all be...
the Official CHR joke page duel