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Originally Posted by dogtag

It was a Dyson "Animal", no 5hit!

DT

HMMMM ..ok.. well ..we now know what is on its menu.. Bats... now it has a tast for them you may want to keep that vacuum on a short leash

Fried Bats.Yummmmmm.Don't knock it until you have tried it.

Dyson Animal! I thought you were kidding, so I Googled it! You've got to read the description, with bat suction in mind!"Engineered for powerful pet hair removal. That's an understatement, Should have an addendum stating and other body parts!
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Originally Posted by Itoldyouso

Did you take any pictures of the event?? We want pictures ! If you had a video you could get on Americas Funniest Home Videos.

I hate bats..........rats with wings !

Don

ditto, would go good with the story

Just got this back from Dyson;


Dear Pete,

Thank you for sharing your detailed story about your Dyson. I can only
imagine the shock of having a bat fly through the house. Although
unfortunate the bat was killed I am glad you were able to find a
solution with your Dyson. We hope our machines solve many frustrations-
though bat hunting was not one we thought of before.

Thanks for sharing,

Erin Adler
PR Specialist
Dyson

Speaking of bats. This one fits for his situation.


http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_...oplay=1&loop=0

Holy bat guano Batman that is funny!!

Thanks for that TrJohn, I needed a good laugh this morning and that was brilliant,again thanks.

I would have thought a baseball would have worked. Even if you didn't get a direct hit.................3 strikes & he would have been out anyway.

I can see why you were a little shook up, they grow them big down your way !!!!! You are going to need a bigger vacuum cleaner !

Don

thats a........ dog with wings...... to hell with the vaccum that thing you need a 45 . but i would break out the 12 pump on him if he s in my house

Pete do you have an idea of how the bat got in the house and wether or not he has friends close by.

I hate to think it but I believe we might have a few more near by.
One of my Great Danes came up to the side door with one in his mouth a bit worse for ware and tear. Wifie had to give him a rabies booster (she's a vet) so we didn't take any chances.
She says they can almost squeeze through a key hole.
No wonder the damn thing made it through the vacuum.
This was a pretty big looking bat. The robin size was not an exaggeration.
I'm pretty freaked now and check all the corners in our vaulted ceiling before I turn in.

DT

That's funny! If your wife had been there she'd have probably lost it completely.

The .45 might have been necessary if you had one of those flying foxes Don posted. Jeeze those things are creepy. Good thing they are vegetarians!