Thread: Boy! I'm in trouble now!

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Got this yesterday morning. I'm shakin' in my boots. Who would have thought!
What to do? What to do? Hummmmm......I think I'll reply with one of my disposable addresses.
DT




Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Daniel McMullen (Special Agent in Charge)

Attn: ,

This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors. We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation want you to stop further communication with any Impostors claiming to be official. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry of Finance South Africa on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars).

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction,you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect you. We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation want you to contact
the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $200 and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Mrs.Jessica Johnson
Address: Mrs.jessicajohnson09@gmail.com
EMAIL: 70 Marshall Street, Johannesburg 2001.South Africa
phone : +27833164069

Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTER with your details,and you full information So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information which you'll use in making payment of$200 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

Daniel McMullen
Special Agent in Charge
Criminal Division
FBI Los Angeles
Suite 1700, FOB
20000 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTER who isthe rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

Uh oh----You in a heap of trouble now!!!!

boy nice scam wounder how many poor S.O.B fall for it ??? sounds like they are working hard to get your money

Yeah, there's an FBI office on Wilshire Blvd at 11000 but not at 20000. Also the room numbers are the same.
Looks like they did a bit of research.
But, I'll bet you're right, some people must fall for it or why would they do it?
I just don't understand where they get the e mail addresses.
I'm almost done writing a reply which, of course, I'll share with my gearhead buds.

DT

i get these too dt. please let me know what they reply.

yep same here get them all the time. send them little notes but then never hear from them. You don't think some one is messing around do you???

I hope when you get this 5.9 mil windfall you will share some of it with your less fortunate friends on CHR...ted

That's great. Everybody would get those and tell me about it and it took several years before I got one. It looks like just a slight twist on the Nigerian scam. What kill me is the grammer or wording is not quite right, if you know what I mean. They read like slightly broken english. But hey I'm wid you, I don't want no trouble from the FBI so I guess I'd send me a message ifen I was you.

Well, I shot this reply off this afternoon. If you find it offensive, I apologize. It's not you I wish to offend.
It occurred to me later that they probably won't get some of the offensive intent....Heck, they might even send me a picture.

DT
FROM THE DESK OF;

CAPT. JAMES TIBERIOUS KIRK
CLINGON DILYTHIAM MINING COLONY
69 WAGGA WAGGA AVE
UPSTATE MENTAL HOSPITAL
WATERTOWN, NY



MY DEAREST PEARL IN GODS OYSTER BED

DEAR PEARL;

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WARNING ME OF THE NEFARIOUS ELEMENTS THAT ABOUND THE INTERNET LOOKING TO
SEPARATE ME FROM MY MILLIONS.
REST ASSURED I WILL BE ON THE LOOKOUT AND WILL NEVER DO BUSINESS WITH THOSE WHO ARE IMPOSTORS.

HAVING THE FBI ON MY SIDE GIVES ME MUCH COMFORT, KNOWING THE US GOVERNMENT IS SPENDING MY HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS TO LOOK OUT FOR ME.
PLEASE DO NOT LET THE ADDRESS ON THIS MAIL DISSUADE YOU INTO THINKING THE WORST OF ME.
SINCE YOU ARE THE FBI, YOU ALREADY KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT MY ABDUCTION DURING MY FISHING TRIP LAST YEAR.

MANY THINK THE UFOS THAT ARE OFTEN REPORTED ARE NOT OF THIS WORLD AND THEY WOULD BE WRONG.
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW IT IS A SINISTER PLOT BY THE UNDERWATER BASS PEOPLE WHO ARE SECRETLY MODIFYING
OUR DNA AND THEN BLAMING IT ON RIDICULOUS REPORTS OF UFOS AND ALIENS. THIS IS RUBBISH!!!
I'M SURE YOU'VE NOTICED THE SIZE OF THE LIPS ON MANY OF OUR FAMOUS STARS ON SCREEN AND TELEVISION.
THIS IS THE WORK OF BASS PEOPLE!!! FOR SURE.



THEY RESPECT NO ETHNIC OR RELIGIOUS BACKGROUNDS AND ARE SLOWLY IMPREGNATING THEIR DNA INTO THE HUMAN POPULATION.

I, WAS OF COURSE, SUBJECTED TO THE CRUELEST OF MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS BEFORE WAKING UP NEXT TO THE ROUND UP TAVERN OVER BY THE LAKE TWO YEARS AGO AND NOTHING BUT MISERY HAS FOLLOWED ME SINCE.

THE GOOD NEWS IS, THOUGH, I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN UPGRADED AND AM DUE TO LEAVE THE FACILITY NEXT YEAR.

IN THE MEANTIME, I HAVE BEEN SPENDING MY SPARE TIME DEVELOPING A NEW MULTI LEVEL MARKETING SCAM TO ADD TO THE MANY MILLIONS I HAVE ALREADY EARNED.

SINCE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU ARE ON MY SIDE AND LOOKING OUT FOR MY BEST INTEREST, I WANT TO CUT YOU IN ON A PIECE OF THE ACTION.
PLEASE!!! DON'T BE PUT OFF BY WHAT OTHERS TELL YOU ABOUT ME. THIS DEAL IS ALMOST 100 PERCENT FOOL PROOF.
I HAVE ALL THE MODALITIES IN PLACE AND BELIEVE ME THEY ARE WELL PLACED.

REMEMBER, THE UTMOST SECRECY MUST BE MAINTAINED IN ORDER FOR
ALL THE MODALITIES TO FORNICATE. I'M SURE YOU WILL AGREE.


WHAT I NEED FROM YOU IS TRUST! PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
IN ORDER TO MOVE ON MY NEW ENTERPRISE, (get it?) I NEED A TOKEN PAYMENT OF 50 INFLATABLE LOVE SHEEP SENT
TO ME PERSONALLY AT THE FACILITY.
THIS WILL GO ALONG WAY IN HELPING ME NEGOTIATE AN EARLY RELEASE INTO SOCIETY WHERE I RIGHTFULLY BELONG.

WINTERS ARE VERY COLD UP HERE IN UPSTATE AND MY FRIENDS AND I REALLY ARE IN NEED OF SOME GENERIC COMFORT.

ONCE YOU HAVE PROVIDED ME WHAT I NEED AND DEMONSTRATE YOUR WILLINGNESS TO DEAL, I WILL ENTRUST YOU
WITH MY COMPLETE STASH OF 4 MILLION ORIGINAL HAND PAINTED CORNFLAKES MADE RIGHT HERE AT THE FACILITY BY
INDUSTRIOUS AMISH.

THESE FLAKES WILL BE SHIPPED AND SHOVED RIGHT UP THE SUPPOSITORY OF YOUR CHOICE.

ALL I NEED ARE SOME SIMPLE STATS TO INCLUDE IN MY IDENTIFICATION PROFILE SO I KNOW WHO TO CONTACT AND WHO IS AUTHORIZED TO DEAL IN MY BEHALF FROM YOUR OFFICE.


FIRST AND FOR MOST, YOU MUST SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOURSELF SO I
MAY JUDGE AS TO WEATHER OR NOT YOU HAVE BEEN SUBJECTED TO BASS
PEOPLE ABUSE. I WILL NOT DEAL UNLESS THIS PROVISION IS SUPPLIED.


NAME;
ORGINIZATION;
AGE;
DATE OF BIRTH
LEFT LEG INSEAM MEASUREMENT (no two are the same)
BANK NAME:
BANK PIN NUMBERS:
ALL THE CREDIT CARD NUMBERS YOU CAN THINK OF:
NUMBER OF PARENTS;
IQ __ __
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH THE FBI:
PHONE NUMBER:
CELL NUMBER:
YOUR E BAY PASSWORD:
YOUR E MAIL ADDRESS.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABDUCTED? BASS PEOPLE_____ ALIENS____

I WILL BE IN CONTACT AS SOON AS I GET PHONE PRIVILEGES.


MOST SINCERELY
JIM BOY.
212.543.5930

You mean all this time it's been the bass people? Does this mean that wearing the tin foil inside my hat so the aliens can't read my thoughts is futile?

james tiberious kirk nice touch

I guess there are people who actually fall for this stuff, or they wouldn't keep doing it. Maybe it is the elderly who they have the best luck with. When my ex GF Mom died (she had money) we went through her effects and found out she had been sending money to every fortune teller and scam that exists. It was thousands and thousands of dollars and they must have gotten her on an easy mark list because there were stacks and stacks of letters from various people claiming they had important information that she needed to know, just send money and we will tell you what it is. People like that have a special place waiting for them.

Don

There!!! The d*** thing put in a second "had" ! Itoldyousoagain.

Dogtag..My wife works for a certain government department,that has blue and red lights on the roof of their carsand she deals with people,mostly elderly,I think,who are subjected to this scam garbage on a daily basis..I havent seen this one before,,but then,we havent got the FBI to deal with..(FBI??female body inspectors)??Love your reply,,in fact,Lynda has just run a copy off the puter,to show the tec at her work,,cos she likes it so much,(and he will to)(this guy is in charge of the scam type complaints in New Plymouth)..