Thread: Dog Myths.........
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04-07-2012 11:02 AM #1
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04-07-2012 01:36 PM #2
And further more....
10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?"Where the people fear the government you have tyranny. Where the government fears the people you have liberty." John Basil Barnhil
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04-07-2012 04:19 PM #3
Glenn-
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04-07-2012 04:57 PM #4
No Myth........
Dogs feet Smell like Frito's
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.Last edited by TooMany2count; 04-07-2012 at 04:59 PM.
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04-07-2012 07:11 PM #5
my dogs feet do smell like frit,o but has the breath of a sewerLast edited by pat mccarthy; 04-07-2012 at 07:13 PM.
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04-07-2012 09:39 PM #6
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04-07-2012 06:16 PM #7
Last two dogs were pound hounds, both yellow labs and wouldn't trade either of them for a different dog.Charlie
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04-08-2012 10:34 AM #8
I was surprised by the 6 foods not to give a dog. Macadamian nuts, garlic or onions, avocado, raisons or grapes,chocolat, and things sweetened with xylitol. When we were kids the dogs on my grandma's ranch would walk up to the grape vines and chew off a few grapes. Never thought anything of it, until I read that can can lead to anemia. Also surpised by garlic and onion, because I've seen dog biscuits that have both those ingrediants in them! Scarry stuff!" "No matter where you go, there you are!" Steve.
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