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Saw this elsewhere:

A Brand New Small Car for Women

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.


Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

If they changed the color and added a cooking feature, it might be feasible to the Male market out there !
Funny stuff, Mike,
meller

Thank goodness Donna is still asleep......I really don't want to explain why I'm laughing.


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Uhh, sorry, I think I came in the wrong door; I am leaving now.