Thread: when DIY goes wrong
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02-13-2013 06:14 AM #1
when DIY goes wrong
some things should be left to a pro.
case in point.
looking in the mirror this morning i decided that i was getting a little shaggy.
me- hey honey, cmere and trim my hair. heres the electric clippers.
her- um ...ok.. BUZZBUZZBUZZZ
me- hows it look?
her- remember you love me!
me- gimmie a mirror!
her-you have to say that you will still love me.
me- dont worry i will always love you.
i look like an escapee from devils island with the mange!a hot rod is whatever i decide it is.
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02-13-2013 06:57 AM #2
And you're "man" enough to post it on the internet! I'm impressed... Is she still talking to you?
Or did she say here's you're Valentines Day gift?!?!
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02-13-2013 07:00 AM #3
NEVER give your Wife something that cuts and THEN turn your back on her !.
" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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02-13-2013 07:03 AM #4
C'mon Billy!!
useless_without_pics_2.gif.jpgRoger
Enjoy the little things in life, and you may look back one day and realize that they were really the BIG things.
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02-13-2013 07:07 AM #5
Hmmm......this makes me think of the story of Samson & Delila......have you now lost all your strength and become a shell of your former self??"It is not much good thinking of a thing unless you think it out." - H.G. Wells
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02-13-2013 07:25 AM #6
and another reminder of why I avoid haircuts no matter who's giving them!!!!!!!Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Live for Today!
Carroll Shelby
Learning must be difficult for those who already know it all!!!!
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02-13-2013 09:52 AM #7
Great story and thanks for the lesson so I don't make the same mistake. Post up a pic and we promise not to show anybody else.
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02-13-2013 01:40 PM #8
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02-13-2013 02:26 PM #9
That is GREAT!!Roger
Enjoy the little things in life, and you may look back one day and realize that they were really the BIG things.
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02-13-2013 04:46 PM #10
Without the hat..please..hehe..Micah 6:8
If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks,,,WHY is there a light in the refrigerator???
Robin.
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02-13-2013 05:27 PM #11
i give myself a haircut every spring . when the clippers stop making noise i'm done . gotta get rid of the winter coat before it gets hot .
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02-13-2013 09:17 PM #12
johnboy
Mountain man. (Retired.)
Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
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'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
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02-14-2013 02:30 PM #13
"...and another reminder of why I avoid haircuts no matter who's giving them!!!!!!!........"
I hear you Dave. Last hair cut infor me was before I got married 11 years ago (not that it matters much with what I have left).I've NEVER seen a car come from the factory that couldn't be improved.....
A "skip" = a dumpster.... but he says it's proper english??? Oh.. Okay. Most of us can see the dating site pun, "matching" with an arsonist.. But a "SKIP? How is that a box? It must all be...
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