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Horrifying! Graphic! Mesmerising!

When 21-year-old Antonio Vasquez arrived at a Fresno, Calif., home with the intent to rob it on Sept. 6, 2008, he came prepared. Brandishing an 8-inch sausage and a jar of all-purpose seasoning, Vasquez stole $900, hit one of the residents with the meat baton several times, and threw the seasoning into the face of another. Police quickly found Vasquez in an orchard nearby because he left his shorts, with his ID in the pockets, at the residence...




BUT
it leaves a burning question unanswered.
i understand clubbing people with a weenie.
that happens all the time.
and incapacitating innocent victims with all purpose seasoning is a common enough occurance
but in the name of betty crocker.
why did he leave his britches at the scene of the crime?..

Originally Posted by billy zz

Horrifying! Graphic! Mesmerising!

When 21-year-old Antonio Vasquez arrived at a Fresno, Calif., home with the intent to rob it on Sept. 6, 2008, he came prepared. Brandishing an 8-inch sausage and a jar of all-purpose seasoning, Vasquez stole $900, hit one of the residents with the meat baton several times, and threw the seasoning into the face of another. Police quickly found Vasquez in an orchard nearby because he left his shorts, with his ID in the pockets, at the residence...




BUT
it leaves a burning question unanswered.
i understand clubbing people with a weenie.
that happens all the time.
and incapacitating innocent victims with all purpose seasoning is a common enough occurance
but in the name of betty crocker.
why did he leave his britches at the scene of the crime?..

Hmmm..the mind boggles.. Why was he allowed out without his keeper,,or his barbeque ,for that matter..Are you sure it was a sausage,he hit the resident with??
(Do people really hit other people with a weenie,in the US??)What a meathead....

Originally Posted by lamin8r

Hmmm..the mind boggles.. Why was he allowed out without his keeper,,or his barbeque ,for that matter..Are you sure it was a sausage,he hit the resident with??
(Do people really hit other people with a weenie,in the US??)What a meathead....

an enigma wrapped in a mystery, smothered in WTF?

I still can't figure out the pants thing but this is the third time I'm reading this thread and each time I get cravings for smoked sausage. We had some excellent smoked kielbasa and sauerkraut for Easter dinner at my sister's so that probably left an indelible mark in my flavor receptors.

i love this place.
all i do is deliver hard-hitting breaking news
and when news breaks.
you guys fix it!

Keep up the excellent work, billy

As was previously espoused: An enigma!

Ok Nick, you done went and done it now! Showin' pitchers like that ought to be -- -- some sort of illegal, or immoral, or something like that. Now I got's to go get some kraut and sausages.

And here all this time I thought that was Billy's picture!