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Thread: just a funny..
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08-19-2013 04:28 PM #1
just a funny..
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams."
"If you are laughing, send me your smile."
"If you are eating, send me a bite."
"If you are drinking, send me a sip."
"If you are crying, send me your tears."
"I love you!"
The husband, replied,
"Am on toilet... Please advise."
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08-19-2013 05:08 PM #2
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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08-19-2013 08:05 PM #3
Hey, Jyardgirl liked it.. can't be all bad! rofl..
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08-19-2013 09:20 PM #4
It's so bad I liked it, too. And it also seems quite plausible.Nick
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08-20-2013 05:56 AM #5
You're such a romantic!Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
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08-20-2013 07:29 AM #6
at least the guy said, "please advise" before sending her a "photobucket" full....."It is not much good thinking of a thing unless you think it out." - H.G. Wells
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08-20-2013 01:34 PM #7
Hmm,,, I like it,,in a ''special'' way..Sorta gives a guy an opportunity to be wicked..If ya know what I mean..
Yeah,,Barb has a naughty sense of humor..She will probably find a way to use it..Micah 6:8
If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks,,,WHY is there a light in the refrigerator???
Robin.
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08-20-2013 03:05 PM #8
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08-24-2013 05:57 AM #9
I found this amusing also...
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08-24-2013 10:07 AM #10
I've been in that seat! LOL!!
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08-24-2013 03:42 PM #11
Ummm . . .
She Who Must Be Obeyed point-blank refuses to drive if I'm in the car . . .
Dunno why . . .
johnboy
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