Thread: near tragedy!

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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons.
She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

Hey billy..my missus is sharpening a huge knife.......and muttering...........

Good news, she is OK and says "next time I will take a horse trainer with me".

two blondes, each on opposite sides of a river.

Blonde #1 calls out to the the other blonde, 'How do you get to
the other side?'

Blonde # 2 yells back, 'your already on the other side!'


Gotta love blonde jokes!
Rich

Yeah but was she HOT!! Pete

Nah, she's just a little winded from all the yelling.

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Well yeah, but where's the entrance?