Thread: I just had to laugh.
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05-18-2018 08:09 PM #1
I just had to laugh.
When I was rushing to the finish line to get the coupe done and registered to qualify before the new rules came into effect, I put the door and trunk keys "somewhere".. You know, In a "safe place"!!
Well, it has taken almost 7 years, but, I found them tonite!
And I wasn't even looking for them! Setting right where I left them. In the top of my tool chest! Where I've checked so many times before!!!
Shame is that I had already bought replacement door handles!
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05-18-2018 10:33 PM #2
You're not alone in that mate!
A month or three ago I lost my sledge hammer.
I looked for it everywhere I could think of for quite some considerable time.
I was grizzling about it one evening to the boss: "Some rotten mongrel must've pinched it; but who would want to pinch a sledge hammer? Sledge hammers mean work and lazy thieves don't like work."
"Where is it supposed to be?" She asked.
So I told her that I usually keep it in a cupboard behind the motorbike along with all my other hammers.
So that's where She went to look the next day.
And found it.
I'm still living that down.
sigh.johnboy
Mountain man. (Retired.)
Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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05-19-2018 02:35 AM #3
As I get older it seems that I spend a lot of time looking for things that I was sure I knew where they were. Well, I guess you could say that at least you did find them!Mike
I seldom do anything within the scope of logical reason and calculated cost/benefit, etc-
I'm following my passion
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05-19-2018 03:16 AM #4
Well. At least I have company in this one. LOL.
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05-19-2018 05:47 AM #5
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05-19-2018 05:50 AM #6
Why is it that the bride takes so much pleasure in our "temporarily" misplacing things like this? The best (admittedly weak) retort I have is I claim I'm having a blonde moment (yes, she's blonde).Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
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05-19-2018 07:24 AM #7
Maybe she could tell me where my Knipes channel lock pliers got to. I was using them at the welding table and I haven't seen them since..
Education is expensive. Keep that in mind, and you'll never be terribly upset when a project goes awry.
EG
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05-19-2018 09:31 AM #8
I own 5 tape measures, and there are plenty of times when I can’t find a single one of them without a search.Steve
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05-19-2018 09:55 AM #9
Yup.. I've got two in the garage, one in the shed, one in a drawer by the phone, one in e console of my car, one in my upper left desk drawer and I'll be darned if from time-to-time every one of them is "someplace else". Joanie comes in and immediately has several of them and tells me, "They were right where you left them.....""Where the people fear the government you have tyranny. Where the government fears the people you have liberty." John Basil Barnhil
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05-19-2018 06:13 PM #10
Mike
I seldom do anything within the scope of logical reason and calculated cost/benefit, etc-
I'm following my passion
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05-19-2018 10:17 PM #11
Tape measures?
Don't even start me on tape measures!
I own about twenty, most of them 6mtr (21ft).
They live in their own pigeonhole in a steel cabinet.
Those things have a mind of their own.
I can be sitting on a crate preparing to weld something. put my tape measure down, run a weld. go to pick the tape up again...and the bloody thing has vanished.
I haven't moved from where I had it last!
How do they do that?
During the winter months when I've done all the 'inside' work I can, and it's too wet to work outside, I go through my entire workshop and return them all to where they belong.johnboy
Mountain man. (Retired.)
Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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05-20-2018 04:15 AM #12
There is a well established fact that there is a small black hole under every workbench in the world!
And I've heard stories that gremlins like to move items once you put them down...
One of these MUST be true! 8-)
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05-20-2018 07:30 AM #13
A black hole you say. That explains a few things.
Education is expensive. Keep that in mind, and you'll never be terribly upset when a project goes awry.
EG
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05-20-2018 09:09 AM #14
Well, I set up secret camera in the shop and lo and behold....."Where the people fear the government you have tyranny. Where the government fears the people you have liberty." John Basil Barnhil
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05-21-2018 05:47 AM #15
happened to me plenty of times man No worries, that's pretty normal!
Merry Christmas ya'll
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