Thread: Slow news day??
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06-04-2020 08:40 PM #16
Good for you, I love dogs too. God made all these little guys cute so we don't kill them when we're mad at them, people usually laugh when I say that but I think it's trueSeth
God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. C.S.Lewis
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06-04-2020 10:23 PM #17
Touché!
That's something I have been known to say.
Our #1 son has been living rent-free in our flat initially, then in our house for the last two years.
My back has been giving me gyp over the last few months, and there have been some jobs that I have been incapable of doing, so I asked him to come and help me out.
"Nah; I'm too busy."
So I told him just what you said, and added: "You are no longer a small cuddly baby, you are no longer cute...be well aware that I brought you in to this world and I'm capable of taking you out again. Can you run zig-zag?"
He still didn't come to help.
I got She Who Must Be Obeyed to help instead.
Then a few weeks later he made the time to come and borrow my van.
Sigh.
Bloody kids...Last edited by johnboy; 06-04-2020 at 10:25 PM. Reason: sPeling mistook
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06-05-2020 08:04 AM #18
Johnboy.... I think you'd be better served with a good dog by your side! 8-)
Seth, my wife gives me a line similar to that... hmmmm but I'm not worried!
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06-05-2020 11:21 AM #19
A "skip" = a dumpster.... but he says it's proper english??? Oh.. Okay. Most of us can see the dating site pun, "matching" with an arsonist.. But a "SKIP? How is that a box? It must all be...
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