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06-12-2022 10:05 PM #1
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Neutrons and atoms.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the barman gives it to him he asks "How much?"
The barman replies "For you - no charge."
Two atoms were walking along the street, and one of them said: "Oh no! I think I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
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06-12-2022 11:09 PM #2
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Hmmm, those look familiar
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"POSITIVELY" Familiar! groan..
Originally Posted by Bob Parmenter
Hmmm, those look familiar
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I got a charge out of them Originally Posted by johnboy
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