Here's a somewhat related story, since it involves cutting a hole in to a car.

A long time ago in a local auto parts chain store that died off around the time that the autozones showed up, I was working on Saturday morning. In walks a couple drunk guys (this is at about 9am) and they ask if we sell sunroofs. I show them the different ones we have and I ask what kind of car they are going to put it in. It was some big boat of a Pontiac so I suggested they go with the largest one. They buy it and drive away.

A couple hours later they show back up, in the previously mentioned Pontiac the size of a house and if anything, they were even more drunk than before. It's easy to see that there is a big hole in the roof of the car. They are both laughing and ask if we have a larger sunroof than the one they bought. I tell them no, and they ask us to come outside and look at something. One of them gets in the car and the other stands outside of it. The guy inside lifts up the sunroof we sold them and it passes right through the hole they cut.

Near as I can figure, they laid the sunroof on top of the car, traced a line around it and started cutting...