Thread: Free Cat!!!!!!!!

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STILL FREE

It's a shame. you got free pussy and want to share, and NO takers!

Family forum guys! Hmmmmm

Could this cat be used as one of those stuffed cats that only the back half sticks outta the trunk lid.....

Larry

Hey watch it now! After owning a couple of Dogs, I must say my cat is by far the BEST dog I have ever owned... I have yet to step in CRAP, No slobber all over the backyard slider, no scratches on the cars, Has yet to bark at 3 a.m. Does not puke up weird things she has ate just because they happened to be laying on the ground. No Pee on my mags...The list goes on and on. There was a time when I hated cats, But not now!!!R.W.

Ahhh, nothing like stepping on a warm hairball in the morning in your bare feet! You're right tho, cats are

Larry

I was waiting for the cat lovers to come out to post this. CAUTION, this may cause you to split a gut!!!

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY
> >
> >8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
> >9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
> >9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
> >10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
> >11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
> >12:00 noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
> >11:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
> >4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
> >5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
> >5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mum! My favorite!
> >6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
> >6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!
> >
> >
> >EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY
> >
> >Day 183 Of My Captivity
> >
> >My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
> >They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
> >The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
> >satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
> >

> >Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my
> >captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost
> >succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs.
> >
> >In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once
> >again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on
> >their bed.
> >
> >Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to
> >make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
> >their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
> >cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
> >
> >There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
> >solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
> >smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was
> >due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use
> >it to my advantage.
> >

> >I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The
> >dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
> >obviously a half-wit.
> >
> >The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with
> >them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his
> >current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can
> >wait, it is only a matter of time...
> >


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No, buddy, I just wanted to make sure you got it!!

Didn't know my cat even had a diary!!! Gonna have a talk with him.

Good joke Bob, heard it a while back! Oh One other thing, My cats best friend is the next door neighbors dog... a 140 pound rottweiler named Kala. P.I.T.A. ( NOT named after those dip brains peta radicals) the cat, is one year old and weighs 20 pounds himself...R.W.

Yeah, feline leuk sux...about 10 years back my mother took in a family of mom and 3 kits with it...last all 4 and 1 of our r cats too...