A story about gas milage.
My step dad bought a used 84 olds with every option you could think of. From day one he told every one he was getting great milage. Well he lived next door to me so every night I or my brother would add gas to his tank. then he realy talked about his milage. After about a mounth of that we started removing gas. When he finely found out what we were up he was so p($$#d off he never mentioned he milage again.