A guy down the river had an electric winch for rent. Imagine my surprise when the truck, obviously stuck in the mud by now, was so heavy the bridge just drooped like silly putty under the load, yet at the same time the sheet metal on the cab held up just fine. I'm going to throw a 6x6 over the gap in the bridge & give it another go.

At least the rental guy said the winch would be free since today is the first of April, so all is well.