Thread: I need a few days off work!!!!!

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I've decided that I need a few days off...

and then I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I'd figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.

I came into work the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my co-workers (she's blonde, it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing. "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."

A second later the boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "Your going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off." With that I jumped down and started walking out. My co-worker started following me and the boss asked where she was going.

"I can't work in the dark," she said.

Originally posted by POW-MIA
I've decided that I need a few days off...

and then I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I'd figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.

I came into work the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my co-workers (she's blonde, it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing. "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."

A second later the boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "Your going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off." With that I jumped down and started walking out. My co-worker started following me and the boss asked where she was going.

"I can't work in the dark," she said.

My luck the boss would just flip the switch N' """"""ZAP"""""""" the Bee Gee Beez' outta' me. He hE hE

Yea ..... Yea........I know.......... Self inflicted

So...how did the blond work out?

Real good AM humor. Hey Pro, get back to work, I have to. !!!!!!

Alright you had your day off, now get back in that socket and get to work!

Pat

~~~~~~~~~~ SHOCKING NEWS BULLETIN ~~~~~~~~~~
ProZ goes back to work after breakfast "JUICE"
.... and after being "JOLTED" back to reality by well wisherz'
Claims to be "WIRED" for work now and promises to "CONDUCT" himself in a PRO fessional manner.
Making "CONTACTS"
Picking up supplies at the "TERMINAL"
Claims the last time he went to the "TERMINAL" he dropped a box on his foot.
Bet that Reeeealy Hz.
This reporter would like to continue this story but unfortunately I "CONDUIT" B cuz' it's lunchtime.

PROZ, thanks I needed that laugh.